I'm going to let everyone in in a little secret.

Alright, this is a little embarrassing but I still watch old episodes of the oc. I know what you're thinking, "you might as well try to become a rapper" and I've thought of that too. But we all need our distractions. We need to vedge out in front of the boob tube. That's why celebrities exist. They also exist for us to have examples on how to lead our lives. Is there a name for that? If not there should be. Watching the oc is like watching melrose place mixed with how cool I thought I was in high school without a girlfriend as hot as any of the girls in the show.
Sabes que You know what? My high school experience was very similar to the oc accept it sucked and was in Michigan. Now if you are still with me which if I were you I would have stopped around the melrose part and skimmed the rest but if you are with me still I'm going to draw upon some of the similarities.

1. I listened to a lot of music that I thought was some sort of unknown subterraineous type stuff but sabes que I didn't know better!

2. I had a serious infatuation with one of the most beautiful girls in school, the only dif is that I never got her.

3. I transferred schools and lived with my rich aunt and uncle for the last half of school, but that's more like the fresh prince of belair. (I watched that show last night and summertime came on the radio today)

4. I punched out tons of jocks. Ok I choked a guy once, chris davis, he reminded me of old dirty bastard and was a fellow jock.

5. My aunt and uncle had tons of parties on the weekends and all of the neighborhood parents always got hammered. (that one's kind of true but instead of newpsies they were soccer moms) do you know what the difference between a newpsie and a soccer mom is? Lipstick from target.

6. I made drawings of the girls I liked and put them into comic books (recommendation: never do that)

7. I had to save my girlfriend from O.D.ing in tiajuana, she shot my brother in the back and then I carried her dead body from a car crash. (ok, the only girlfriend I had in high school was better than me at dance dance revolution, and that's sort of saying something)

Hmm well I think that's it and that's all, I listened to a lot of phantom planet in high school as well so I was kind of lame.

And if you are just now tuning in, I was just telling everyone how awesome I was in high school and how glad I am that I am in college now and don't draw comics of girls anymore and have a really hot girlfriend in the art department and don't stay up late on friday nights watching old episodes of the oc. And this just in, my life is gay.